A Meswick ChristmasT.U.F.F. Headquarters was having a Christmas party and everybody was celebrating. The Chief was drinking egg nog and talking to his employees, Dudley and Kitty were making out under the mistletoe, and Maria was watching Keswick build something in Keswick's lab.A Meswick Christmas by Gamerbro014
"Are you almost done? I wanna go to the Christmas party." Maria said in a whiny voice.
"Just a couple more minutes, Maria. I need this to be perfect." said her husband Keswick, who was making some sort of ray. "This ray is gonna make the party be the best Christmas party the world has ever seen."
"How is it gonna do that?" Maria asked?
"Oh, baby, you'll just have to wait and see."
Back at the party, Skipper, Ferenec, and Fairly were checking out girls.
"Hey, mates." Skipper said. "Check out that lovely-lookin' Aussie over there."
Fairly said, "Oh, I see her. Yeah, she's hot."
"Totally." Ferenec says. "So damn fine. Wait a minute." Ferenec squints and leans in a little, then whispers something to Fairly. Then Fairly